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Joke of the Day

"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."

"School humor Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"My friend called me cheesy I said ""don't Brie so mad, its all Goud-a"""

"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"

"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"

"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."

"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."

"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."