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Joke of the Day

"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"

"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"

"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."

"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."

"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!"

"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? Q: Why did the dick go to 7-11? A: To get a Slurpee."