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Joke of the Day

"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."

"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."

"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"thank you all for donating to my gofundme to pay for my surgery; I have decided to buy 600 playstations with the money"

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."