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Joke of the Day

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"

"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"

"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."

"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."

"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"

"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."

"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."

"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"

"Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM."

"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."