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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"
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"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."
"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
"As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon."
"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."
"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"
"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"