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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... She stayed over the weekend and I sent her a bill for $180,000."

"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."

"The people of Dubai were shown an episode of The Flintstones, and they don't like it... But apparently the people from Abu Dhabi do!"

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"

"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"

"I don't want to be Oprah rich.I want to be ""never drink off brand soda"" or ""my car stops because I hit the pedal,not because I prayed"" rich."

"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."