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Joke of the Day

"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"

"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?"

"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"

"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""

"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."

"My favourite drivers are the designated ones."

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over? Because it was... imbalanced."