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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."
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"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"
"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."
"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."
"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."