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Joke of the Day
"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"
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"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"
"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"
"Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away."
"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!"
"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"
"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."
"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"