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Joke of the Day

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."

"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America"

"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."

"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"

"What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled."

"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."