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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch."

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"[Racist] So a black guy and a Mexican fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The Mexican. The black guy's stopped by the rope!"

"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"

"If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person."

"It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running."

"I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" So I replied ""Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"""

"I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape. Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus."

"I googled 'missing medieval servant boy' 404 Paige not found"