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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. The Laughing Stock joke reminded me of this one."
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."
"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."
"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."
"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."
"What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back? A mummy bear"
"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."