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Joke of the Day
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
Next Joke
"What do you call 5 black guys having sex with each other? A threesome"
"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"
"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""
"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"
"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."
"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."
"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."