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Joke of the Day

"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."

"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"

"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"

"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"

"Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack."

"Women are like Gremlins, get them wet and they get into all sorts of trouble."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."