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Joke of the Day

"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."

"Before the Facebook, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""

"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen."

"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."

"How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Ask them to get out of the pool."

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."