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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"
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"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."
"Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be."
"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"
"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."
"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"
"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."
"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""