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Joke of the Day
"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."
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"What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea"
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."
"Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein."
"[using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... ""what the hell?"" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]"
"What do you call two pears? A pair."
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"
"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"