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Joke of the Day

"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."

"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""

"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."

"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"

"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"

"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"