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Joke of the Day
"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"
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"What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn't matter... must not look down.."
"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""
"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"
"Kid: Waaaahhhhh! MY TOY IS BROKEN! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape can't fix. Kid: mrnm... mmrm.. rnmr..."
"What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod"