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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"

"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"

"Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond."

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable"

"Haiku to the cheating girlfriend A haiku is five, then seven then five again, but who cares you whore"

"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."

"I don't hate bread I loaf it "

"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."