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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey we don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom replies. ""Why not, I'm a fungi"""

"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says ""is this some kind of joke?"""

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"

"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"It's still Valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red Violets are blue No, they are violet FTFY"

"""Ok just so I'm clear on this - this dog can bark for 11 hrs straight & only poops in other people's yards? I'll take it!"" - my neighbor"

"A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken... The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, ""Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."""

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"