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Joke of the Day
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"I tell my child, ""10 minutes till bed!"" She hears me say, ""Go put on a Halloween costume."" Why?"
"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."
"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."
"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."
"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."
"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"
"Meatballs have bread crumbs inside them. Meat plus bread means that a meatball is actually a sandwich."
"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"
"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"