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Joke of the Day
"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"
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"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."
"Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays."
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""
"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"
"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"