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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man? Leave a plunger in the toilet!"

"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"JUDGE: i sentence you to life in prison MY LAWYER WHO IS A HOUSE FLY: nice that's only like 11 days"

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"So, a baby seal walks into a club."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone."

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"