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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"