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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 1... Or 2? 1 or 2?"

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."

"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""

"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once"