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Joke of the Day

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)"

"If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, ""Guys we totally suck at losing money."""

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"I've been pro-immigration but if one more Mexican restaurant tries to charge me for chips and salsa, the deal's fucking off. Comprende?"

"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"

"I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today."

"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"

"Why does a midget laugh while running Because the grass tickles his balls"