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Joke of the Day
"Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!"
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"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."
"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
"Man, speaking (in heavy Scottish accent) to policeman, ""But, officer, it said laddies on the door."""