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Joke of the Day
"4yo: Raise your hand if you are young Me: *raises hand 4yo: No, daddy, not you."
Next Joke
"What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !"
"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""
"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."
"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"
"Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks."
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."
"That grizzly killed the man with its bear hands"