144310

Joke of the Day

"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""

"what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore"

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"

"MURICANS Those who speak 3 language are trilingual , Those who speak 2 language are bilingual And those who speak one language are AMERICANS"

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"The only thing I want to ""portion control"" is my time spent at work."

"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."

"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."

"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."

"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"