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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."
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"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"
"I always thought Hamlet was the story of a small pig."
"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar... He orders a drink"
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"