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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."
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"So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Can I get you a drink?"" Neutrino: ""No thanks, just passing through."""
"You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."
"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"
"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."