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Joke of the Day
"The only thing I want to ""portion control"" is my time spent at work."
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"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."
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"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""