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Joke of the Day

"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"

"Why do thugs play basketball? Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal."

"Today I've decided to rename things in the office to start with ""i"" like Apple. There's iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday..."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"

"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls."

"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."

"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."