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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew."
Next Joke
"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."
"A baker was killed by a falling metal pan... you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss"
"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."
"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
"A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning. Big mistake."
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"
"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"