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Joke of the Day

"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."

"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""