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Joke of the Day
"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""
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"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever."
"Just payed a cab driver $10 not to beat two dudes with a tire iron because they didn't have cab fare. #fact #trueshit #newyorkmoment"
"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."
"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"
"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"
"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."
"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."
"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."