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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? ""Bison"""
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"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
"I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me"
"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."
"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"
"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."
"Why old people don't have sex? Have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?"
"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."