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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? ""Bison"""
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"When I drink alcohol, everyone says that I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says that I'm Fantastic."
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"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"
"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"
"Are we done? Can we go? -A memoir."
"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."
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"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."