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Joke of the Day

"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."

"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."

"My aunt found a lump below her left breast recently. It was my penis."

"Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors? If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan."

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."

"At the end of the day it's 23:59:59"

"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"

"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"