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Joke of the Day

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."

"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"

"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"

"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."

"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."

"Why can't you find pirates in Kansas? They all live in Arkansas"

"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"