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Joke of the Day

"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"

"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"

"I'm hooked on abortion jokes, Gladly, they'll never get old."

"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"

"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because its pecker is on its face."

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"