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"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""

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"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"
"A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said ""What will you take....30 days or $30."" The man replied ""I think I'll take the money."""
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
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