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Joke of the Day

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"

"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies? Because the pressure makes him flatter."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"My Grandpa died in a concentration camp.. He fell off of his guard tower.."

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"[ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?"

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"