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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"

"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."

"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"

"I thought about getting silk sheets to seem sexy, but then I realized nobody would be turned on by me falling out of bed 6 times a night."

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."

"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."

"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"

"Two bros are sitting on a fence. A cute girl walks by who just moved into their apartment building. **Bro 1:** ""Bro, im gonna hit that."" **Bro 2:** ""Like a stormtrooper bro."" **Bro 1:** ""Bro."""

"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"

"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"