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Joke of the Day
"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."
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"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."
"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."
"What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke? How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."
"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."
"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."
"My parrots are stuck together... Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together! Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing"