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Joke of the Day

"Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies? Because the pressure makes him flatter."

"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."

"Everything anew I went home yesterday to find all my furniture replaced.I asked my roommate ""What the hell"" and he replied ""Who are you""."

"Come to my apartment on black friday and get all your clothes 100% off."

"I want to start a club for unmarried professional women who want to meet other unmarried professional women and dance booty dances. We are gonna call it Nee Twerk."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None"

"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"

"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"

"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""