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Joke of the Day
"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"
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"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."
"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""
"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."
"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"
"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"
"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"
"Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt."
"[courtroom] Me: ""I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"" Judge: on what grounds? ""LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed."