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Joke of the Day

"Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive."

"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to look for the Fresh Prince."

"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."

"Girl's are like blackjack I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14."

"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"If a Rabbit Foot is considered good luck, then a Camel Toe should be considered amazing luck!"

"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"