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Joke of the Day

"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"

"Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready."

"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."

"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."

"Texas. Where the vegan menu item is chicken."