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Joke of the Day
"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
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"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"
"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"
"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover"
"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."
"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."