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Joke of the Day

"Ugly women are like men they both have to work for a living."

"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."

"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"

"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."

"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."

"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."

"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"

"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."