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Joke of the Day

"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."

"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."

"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."

"The only way coffee could be any better would be if you had to suck it out of a boob."

"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."

"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"

"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."