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Joke of the Day

"What do you moan in Cleveland when you're close to orgasm? O-HI-O"

"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."

"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."

"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"""

"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."

"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."

"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."