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Joke of the Day
"My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg. wub wub wub wub wub wub...."
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"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth thweetie !"
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"
"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""
"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
"Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain. well that was a ""downer"""