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Joke of the Day

"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""

"*dumps more fleas on my head* *sits back down in front of chimpanzee* So, anyway, like I was saying..."

"Dyslexics are teople poo!"

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."

"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."